The Rating Scale

0/10- This is not coffee, but it is brown, so...

1/10- I would rather drink dirt and rainwater. There's no difference in the taste anyway.

2/10- Undrinkable

3/10- Probably Maxwell House or Folgers or something similar. Tastes more like watery tree bark than coffee.

4/10- At least it's not Maxwell House or Folgers.

5/10- You call this coffee? Try harder.

6/10- Probably Starbucks or another cheap tasting coffee, but can drink if there's no alternative

7/10- Pretty good. Can enjoy occasionally.

8/10- Very good, but missing something.

9/10- Almost perfect/few flaws.

10/10- Perfect. Enjoyed thoroughly.

11/10- Sweet baby Sagan. Best coffee I've ever put in my body. God tier. Would bathe in it, if it only meant I could envelope myself within its sweet flavors.

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